luke hemmings is tall and broad with black clothing and a lip ring on the outside but on the inside he is a tiny little baby who likes hugs
all of us stay fuckin around like “im the real michael guys” but in reality he’s probably on this fuckin site with some stupid fuckin url like “bigredcliffordxxpunk” with the description “im a michael girl” or some shit and we are all passing him by and hes laughing at us
"Luke, I don’t want you dating my daughter anymore."
"Really? Cause we’re kinda in love."
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone